Lost in Translation

makkura:

sakurae:

punkrockmermaid:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

Be still my beating heart.

KATEEEEEE DID YOU SEE THIS? ADORBS. OMG.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’EMG’LERJGNERGLNERGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

whovian2711:

So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app

And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture

So we tried it from a different angle and

I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face

BUT THEN

IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

chaoscontrolled123:

friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

realleyesreallizereallies:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

I’m crying

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.