(( Fear not! My door will help me keep zombies from breaking down the door… Wait? Does that mean my door is indestru OHMYGOD! The walls! They are paper thin! they are comming through the walls! ))
A HB pencil…
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Someone send help.
I will help you WITH MY TELEVISI- how the hell am I gonna lift that?
FEAR NOT! I HAVE THIS WALL!
A bottle of rum and a 2 liter of coke… well at least I’ll have fun dying xD
Jump out the window, GOOD IDEA!
A stapler! Well, better off than everyone else seems to be
SWEET! I got a dryer! *hides from zombies until all zombies are gone*
a book…fuck.
My leg… … That’s what I get for using an iPad. Maybe I can tear it off and use it as bait by throwing it out the window.
I don’t know if the kid on the bus next to me will aprechiate me doing that…
My……. computer speaker. Perhaps if I played that one song that goes like ‘All we want to do is eat your brains’ at least...
A… half-empty bottle of Spironolactone. Imma get nommed ;-;
A motorbike helmet….Oh boy.
Well, no help coming, time to be proactive. *Sticks the pencil up his nose into his brain* -Oooh, sweet release!… *Dead*
A crocodile puppet and nerf gun …..well dang.
My bed. Well, if I had the time to forge the metal frame into weapons… Wait! If I have that much time, I’ll just grab my...
A plastic butter knife. I think this will work
OH! I forgot I got this pillow! All these years of pillow fighting shall finally pay off!
Can I trade with you? I have a arm thats throbbing.
A bottle of rum and a 2 liter of coke… well at least I’ll have fun dying xD